this is a mess

lesbriian: this is so sad alexa play everytime we touch

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 00:14:55 -0400

this is so sad alexa play everytime we touch

dykeofsuburbia: bootyisagirlsbestfriend: lesbianbritneyspears: not everything is discourse...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 00:14:46 -0400

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

lesbianbritneyspears:

not everything is discourse sometimes people just are allowed to say things

i mean forgive me for not taking advice from someone who ignores britney’s canon sexuality in her url lol

britney’s canon sexuality

foothive: cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 00:11:52 -0400

foothive:

cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.

ddaengi:this is so straight alexa play heart attack by chuu

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 00:01:08 -0400

ddaengi:

this is so straight alexa play heart attack by chuu

femoids: this site: if you bring your kid to a kids’ movie I will literally die

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:50:49 -0400

femoids:

this site: if you bring your kid to a kids’ movie I will literally die

dirtlovingdyke: controversial opinion but u shouldnt have to pay for stuff that would kill u if u...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:49:01 -0400

dirtlovingdyke:

controversial opinion but u shouldnt have to pay for stuff that would kill u if u didnt have it??? like not to be that commie bitch but everyone should have access to clean water and food and health care cause without it people literally die. like. actual human lives!

homo-sex-shoe-whale: Do you ever just stop and think, “Damn, how did I ever think I was straight?”

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:47:35 -0400

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

Do you ever just stop and think, “Damn, how did I ever think I was straight?”

rain-parade: guess who’s a lesbian that needs to be KISSED!! me

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:45:28 -0400

rain-parade:

guess who’s a lesbian that needs to be KISSED!!

me

westtlee: Me: “I don’t need sex” My hormones: “first of all, you’re horny asf, stop lying”

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:03:31 -0400

westtlee:

Me: “I don’t need sex”

My hormones: “first of all, you’re horny asf, stop lying”

Photo

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:44:39 -0400

vxlkyree: stanleyraymondkowalski: thor is a problematic loki apologist remember when Loki was dead...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:05:18 -0400

vxlkyree:

stanleyraymondkowalski:

thor is a problematic loki apologist remember when Loki was dead in the comics so Thor was like “im gonna bring him back” and everyone was like “umm thor is that a good idea remember all the murder he did” and Thor was like “yea……but I miss him”

thor: you don’t have all the facts

everyone else: which are?

thor: i love him

khounstipated: I will never not laugh at this

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:28:48 -0400

khounstipated:

I will never not laugh at this

i-am-a-fish: tereozil: Laugh From Around The World In ...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:24:23 -0400

i-am-a-fish:

tereozil:

Laugh From Around The World In Messages.

From fb.

woman-respecter: sombra-avocados-es-dulces: tiredandkindagay: T...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:09:57 -0400

woman-respecter:

sombra-avocados-es-dulces:

tiredandkindagay:

This is every single wlw on this fucking website, dont even deny it

I feel so attacked right now

jsyk the actresses are married in real life!

mtungi:The Birds (1963), Alfred Hitchcock

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 01:06:37 -0400

mtungi:

The Birds (1963), Alfred Hitchcock

perks-of-being-chinese: someone: yeah i had a crush on them and turns out they liked me too so now...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:46:30 -0400

perks-of-being-chinese:

someone: yeah i had a crush on them and turns out they liked me too so now we’re dating
me: ……okay……that sounds fake but okay….

leecario: kittenfossils: comcastkills: I literally can’t figure...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 10:26:08 -0400

leecario:

kittenfossils:

comcastkills:

I literally can’t figure out what this means.

i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me

Doctor: you have the flu

Me cocking my gun: like hell I do

peculiarplaneswalker: Get Connected

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 10:23:03 -0400

peculiarplaneswalker:

Get Connected

inkskinned: i wanna get drunk and watch harry potter with you in big comfy pajamas, nestled against...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 23:26:21 -0400

inkskinned:

i wanna get drunk and watch harry potter with you in big comfy pajamas, nestled against your body. i want to discuss with you the fact movie ron is nothing like book ron while we plan a trip to harry potter world that we’ll never go on.

i want to make cookies with you at two in the morning while we listen to ted talks or beyonce or a podcast we’re both really into. dancing with you in our socks, trying to perfect our down-hallway slide.

it’s okay that love is sometimes work. people often write about the big moments, about the proposals or the first kiss. but i want the moments in between, too. the quiet of early mornings while we’re both still waking up. quietly bringing me tea just because you know i’d like it without asking. being able to make you art endlessly.

it’ll be beautiful because it’s ours.

alighierie: anyone else really want to just live in as many countries as possible, pick up as many...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 23:21:03 -0400

alighierie:

anyone else really want to just live in as many countries as possible, pick up as many languages and dialects as possible, absorb as much culture and ways of life as possible